Printable song lyrics ticket to ride4/27/2024 Let's go into the other room and make them work. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse. I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)īanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)īanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!ĭo we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feetīanana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie! So listen to my tale of woe and hang your head and cryīanana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awryĪnd so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't lastįor there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose himĪs I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumbįor of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on inīefore my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queerīut the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fearĪnd made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I amīut then along came Lester and my tale of woe began ![]() I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man ![]() I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn" I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much I never needed any more than a feminine touch I looked to a woman's love to help get me through When I was a young girl like normal girls do I Spent My last $10.00 (On Birth Control and Beer)īy Two Nice Girls (lyrics by Gretchen Phillips) Oh God this is like that move Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebudīut we?l never know who Johnny was because like she? dead.Įverybody run, the homecoming queen has got a There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his Johnny? Well like who? Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who? Johnny?ĭoes anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? She raised her head, smiled, and said "aaaggghhhh I did it for Johnny" So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why? you do it?" I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear She hit the ground and did a flip it was real acrobaticīut I was crying so hard I couldn? work my instamatic I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float I mean, we had this big test coming up next week She aimed and fired and now the math teacher? dead Throw down your gun and tierra and come out of the float You wouldn? believe what they brought to stop her Look out! The homecoming queen? got a gunĮverybody run, the homecoming queen? got a gunĮverybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gunīy then the entire glee club had died, no big loss I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something The crown was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked) You know the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket (E ticket) Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (bouquet) ![]() Riding the float with her tierra on (tierra on) (hoo, wah, hoo, wah) She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon) (hoooooo) ?ause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen (hoooooo) I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans (hoooooo) Everyone was there, it was totally cool (hoooooo) It was homecoming night at my high school As a matter of fact, a song this good deserves all the lyics posted!
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